{"title":"Dock \u0026 Dispatch Trucker Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrucker T-shirts about dispatch, detention and waiting at the loading dock. Browse familiar road-work humor in this focused collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dispatch-says-the-load-is-ready-funny-truck-driver-t-shirt","title":"Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt – Trucker vs. Dispatcher Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who hears “the load is ready” and still has one more question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready T-Shirt puts a driver-and-dispatcher scene on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a weekend cookout, a casual meet-up with your driving crew, or breakfast after a run with another story to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts relaxed unisex cut and garment-dyed 6.1 oz fabric make it an everyday graphic tee with the joke on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA bearded driver in sunglasses shrugs beside a dispatcher seated at a computer. A semi-truck and an American flag sit behind them. The top line reads DISPATCH SAYS THE LOAD IS READY, and the bottom asks SO WHICH ONE OF US DID THEY LIE TO, YOU OR ME?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe driver’s illustrated shirt says TRUCKERS KEEP AMERICA MOVING, while an office sign adds SAME PEOPLE, SAME QUESTIONS, DIFFERENT DAY. Metallic-style letters edged in red frame the scene, keeping the punchline easy to spot before the smaller details come into view.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDriver, dispatcher, truck, and Load Is Ready joke centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Navy, Sage, or Grey. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who knows the conversation\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it for a trucking buddy, owner-operator, or company driver who shares the same pickup-day humor. It works for birthdays, holidays, or a casual gift between coworkers who can laugh together about a load that was not quite ready. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDriver, dispatcher, truck, and Load Is Ready joke centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the joke aimed only at the dispatcher?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe punchline asks which person got the wrong information, the driver or the dispatcher. 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Small markers say APPT 06:00 and LOADED 14:30. Below them, 8 HRS 30 MIN • UNPAID leads into a large yellow DOCK 47 sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPER SAYS “ANY MINUTE NOW” closes the graphic at the bottom. The industrial colors and distressed lettering make the joke look like it belongs at the warehouse gate, while the specific times give the familiar wait a complete little story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Pepper, or Blue Spruce. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with patience and a punchline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA good pick for an owner-operator, company driver, or trucking friend who has waited too long for a green light at the dock. Choose it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation gesture when the story will be instantly familiar. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDo the printed times describe a real appointment?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey are part of the fixed humorous artwork: 06:00 to 14:30, or eight hours and thirty minutes. 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An oversized clock, stacked freight, and warm sunset light turn the scene into a familiar waiting game. CHECKED IN AT 9 and STILL HERE AT appear in the lower lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSilver-style lettering with blue outlines gives the large back graphic a sharp edge, while the small XGRITX logo stays on the front left chest. The design catches the moment when the clock starts getting more attention than the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarehouse, clock, and semi-truck artwork on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, or Pepper. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. 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Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with a dock story\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor an owner-operator, company driver, or trucking friend who can laugh about a pickup that took all day. Give it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation gesture, especially when “quick load” has become an inside joke. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLarge loading-dock graphic on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the joke in the artwork?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe quotation marks around QUICK LOAD turn an optimistic dispatch update into familiar loading-dock humor. 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