{"title":"Funny Trucker T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrucker humor for the cab, truck stop and loading dock. Browse funny truck driver T-shirts, from dispatch and detention jokes to CDL and fishing wordplay.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"my-teacher-was-wrong-trucker-t-shirt-paid-to-stare-out-the-window-all-day","title":"My Teacher Was Wrong Trucker T-Shirt – Paid to Stare Out the Window All Day, Funny Truck Driver Shirt, Comfort Colors 1717 Front \u0026 Back Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the truck driver who found a career on the other side of the windshield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Teacher Was Wrong Trucker T-Shirt brings front-and-back truck artwork to a Comfort Colors 1717 blank in heavyweight ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a truck show, a roadside breakfast on your reset, or a family cookout when the rig is parked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed unisex fit and 6.1 oz fabric give it a substantial feel, with a small chest graphic and the main statement on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small XGRITX semi-truck badge sits on the left chest. On the back, a larger silver long-nose rig appears against mountains and an orange-and-blue sunset, framed by MY TEACHER WAS WRONG above and the paid-to-stare-out-the-window punchline below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChrome-look lettering and truck details tie the two sides together. The front stays simple under an open jacket; take the jacket off and the full road-scene graphic carries the joke across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, short sleeves, and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall truck badge on the left chest and large truck-and-lettering print on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis front-and-back design is available in True Navy. The same silver truck artwork, sunset colors, and light lettering appear across the listed sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between items. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Use width and length to choose your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for a driver with a sense of humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose it for a CDL graduate, a longtime driver, or a family member who always has a road story ready. It works for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a holiday gift. Compare the chart with a shirt they like so the joke arrives in the right fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a front-and-back print?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. A small XGRITX truck badge sits on the left chest, and the full My Teacher Was Wrong truck scene appears on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the joke on the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork pairs My Teacher Was Wrong with the statement I Do Get Paid to Stare Out the Window All Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich color is available?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current design is offered in True Navy, with sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow should I choose the size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt has a relaxed unisex cut. Measure a favorite tee flat across the chest and from shoulder to hem, then compare both numbers with the chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow should I wash both prints?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the shirt inside out and wash cold with mild detergent. Hang dry or tumble dry low, and avoid ironing either graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker and truck-driver shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-truck-drivers\"\u003etruck-driver gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"XGRITX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67006425956723,"sku":"3790131_15181","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67006425989491,"sku":"3790131_15182","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67006426022259,"sku":"3790131_15183","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67006426055027,"sku":"3790131_15184","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67006426087795,"sku":"3790131_15185","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67006426120563,"sku":"3790131_16332","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67006426153331,"sku":"3790131_17499","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/1108\/1075\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-true-navy-front-and-back-6abac698a17f9.jpg?v=1790625458"},{"product_id":"dispatch-says-the-load-is-ready-funny-truck-driver-t-shirt","title":"Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt – Trucker vs. Dispatcher Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who hears “the load is ready” and still has one more question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready T-Shirt puts a driver-and-dispatcher scene on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a weekend cookout, a casual meet-up with your driving crew, or breakfast after a run with another story to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts relaxed unisex cut and garment-dyed 6.1 oz fabric make it an everyday graphic tee with the joke on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA bearded driver in sunglasses shrugs beside a dispatcher seated at a computer. A semi-truck and an American flag sit behind them. The top line reads DISPATCH SAYS THE LOAD IS READY, and the bottom asks SO WHICH ONE OF US DID THEY LIE TO, YOU OR ME?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe driver’s illustrated shirt says TRUCKERS KEEP AMERICA MOVING, while an office sign adds SAME PEOPLE, SAME QUESTIONS, DIFFERENT DAY. Metallic-style letters edged in red frame the scene, keeping the punchline easy to spot before the smaller details come into view.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDriver, dispatcher, truck, and Load Is Ready joke centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Navy, Sage, or Grey. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who knows the conversation\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it for a trucking buddy, owner-operator, or company driver who shares the same pickup-day humor. It works for birthdays, holidays, or a casual gift between coworkers who can laugh together about a load that was not quite ready. 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Small markers say APPT 06:00 and LOADED 14:30. Below them, 8 HRS 30 MIN • UNPAID leads into a large yellow DOCK 47 sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPER SAYS “ANY MINUTE NOW” closes the graphic at the bottom. The industrial colors and distressed lettering make the joke look like it belongs at the warehouse gate, while the specific times give the familiar wait a complete little story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Pepper, or Blue Spruce. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with patience and a punchline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA good pick for an owner-operator, company driver, or trucking friend who has waited too long for a green light at the dock. Choose it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation gesture when the story will be instantly familiar. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDo the printed times describe a real appointment?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey are part of the fixed humorous artwork: 06:00 to 14:30, or eight hours and thirty minutes. The shirt does not document an actual load or make a payment claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dock-dispatch-trucker-shirts\"\u003edock and dispatch shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"XGRITX","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67083771281779,"sku":"2719154_15114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67083771314547,"sku":"2719154_15115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67083771347315,"sku":"2719154_15116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67083771380083,"sku":"2719154_15117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771412851,"sku":"2719154_15118","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771445619,"sku":"2719154_16326","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771478387,"sku":"2719154_17500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67083771511155,"sku":"2719154_17693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67083771543923,"sku":"2719154_17694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67083771576691,"sku":"2719154_17695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67083771609459,"sku":"2719154_17696","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771642227,"sku":"2719154_17697","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771674995,"sku":"2719154_17698","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771707763,"sku":"2719154_17699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":67083771740531,"sku":"2719154_17686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":67083771773299,"sku":"2719154_17687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":67083771806067,"sku":"2719154_17688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":67083771838835,"sku":"2719154_17689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771871603,"sku":"2719154_17690","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771904371,"sku":"2719154_17691","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771937139,"sku":"2719154_17692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/1108\/1075\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-black-front-6ac9a8ed44761.jpg?v=1791600897"},{"product_id":"funny-pre-trip-inspection-comfort-colors-trucker-shirt","title":"Funny Pre-Trip Inspection Comfort Colors T-Shirt – Truck Driver Humor Graphic Tee, CDL Trucker Shirt, Gift for Truckers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who can laugh about the morning routine once the real checks are done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Funny Pre-Trip Inspection T-Shirt puts a sarcastic checklist on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee made from 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a weekend truck meet, breakfast with a driving buddy, or an off-duty afternoon in the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed unisex fit and heavyweight cotton make it a casual graphic tee; the checklist is a joke rather than inspection guidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA weathered sign-style front graphic reads EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. above PRE-TRIP INSPECTION. Four checked lines follow: KICKED THE TIRES, LOOKED CONCERNED, NODDED AT IT, and SIGNED THE LOG. The bottom banner closes with ALL SYSTEMS: PROBABLY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCream, orange, and yellow lettering sits inside a dark outlined badge with small stars and oversized check marks. The design turns a recognizable trucking routine into dry humor for people who already understand why the actual inspection matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-Trip Inspection checklist and All Systems: Probably banner centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Pepper, or Blue Spruce. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who appreciates a dry joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it for a CDL driver, a trucking-school friend, or a diesel mechanic who enjoys workplace humor. Birthdays, holidays, and casual driver-appreciation gifts are a good fit when the recipient will recognize the checklist as satire. 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Water splashes around the fish, with an orange sun and dark trees across the lake behind it. GONE FISHIN’ finishes the front graphic in big cream letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe distressed type and blue, green, and orange illustration combine roadside-radio humor with a familiar fishing scene. Pair it with jeans or shorts for the parts of the weekend that happen between the bait shop and the dinner table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10-4, jumping bass, CB radio, and Gone Fishin’ artwork centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, Emerald, or Granite. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the trucker with a tackle box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA fitting choice for a driver who fishes on days off, a retired trucker spending more time outdoors, or a fishing buddy who appreciates CB-radio humor. Birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, and lake-weekend trips are all natural occasions. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e10-4, jumping bass, CB radio, and Gone Fishin’ artwork centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this designed as performance fishing apparel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for casual wear. 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The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA good match for an experienced driver, dad, grandpa, or coworker who enjoys the grumpy reputation without taking it too seriously. Give it for a birthday, Father’s Day, holiday, or retirement celebration when the message suits the recipient. 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Distressed red TRUCKER lettering sits overhead, while LESS PEOPLE. MORE MILES runs across the bottom in slanted cream letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChrome-style truck details and weathered red accents give the artwork a vintage trucking-poster finish. 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The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who enjoys some quiet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it for an OTR driver, a trucking buddy, or a family member who would happily trade a crowded room for a long drive. It works for birthdays, holidays, or retirement when that familiar preference is part of the joke. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDriver-at-the-cab-window artwork and Less People More Miles lettering centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this version show a skull?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis artwork shows a bearded driver wearing sunglasses and leaning from a truck cab. It is a different illustration from the Trucker Skull design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-trucker-shirts\"\u003efunny trucker shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"XGRITX","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67083996692851,"sku":"7350230_15114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67083996725619,"sku":"7350230_15115","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67083996758387,"sku":"7350230_15116","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67083996791155,"sku":"7350230_15117","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083996823923,"sku":"7350230_15118","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083996856691,"sku":"7350230_16326","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083996889459,"sku":"7350230_17500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":67083996922227,"sku":"7350230_15181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":67083996954995,"sku":"7350230_15182","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":67083996987763,"sku":"7350230_15183","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67083997020531,"sku":"7350230_15184","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083997053299,"sku":"7350230_15185","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083997086067,"sku":"7350230_16332","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083997118835,"sku":"7350230_17499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/1108\/1075\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-black-front-6ac9bb3967a37.jpg?v=1791605583"},{"product_id":"grumpy-old-trucker-t-shirt-funny-truck-driver-gift","title":"Grumpy Old Trucker T-Shirt – Funny Truck Driver Gift, Vintage Semi Truck Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who has plenty of road stories and no reason to sugarcoat them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Grumpy Old Trucker T-Shirt pairs a sunset semi-truck design with heavyweight ring-spun cotton on a Comfort Colors 1717 blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePull it on for breakfast at the usual diner, a weekend truck meet, or a family barbecue where the stories get told again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts relaxed unisex fit and garment-dyed 6.1 oz fabric make it a substantial casual tee for time away from the cab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGRUMPY OLD TRUCKER arches over a front-facing long-nose semi with tall exhaust stacks and a prominent grille. 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It is an easy match for jeans, a flannel, and a driver who can laugh at their own reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrumpy Old Trucker sunset-and-semi graphic centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, or True Navy. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the grumpy-but-proud driver\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose it for a dad, grandpa, longtime coworker, or retired trucker who enjoys being teased about their grumpy side. Birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, and holidays are natural occasions when the joke matches the person receiving it. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGrumpy Old Trucker sunset-and-semi graphic centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the lower banner say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe banner reads GRUMPY BUT PROUD. 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The gold, red, and cream details suit someone who wants a clear milestone design without a full scenic background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraduation-cap, laurel-wreath, and semi-truck crest centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, Pepper, or Blue Spruce. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift to mark earning a CDL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to a partner, friend, or family member finishing trucking school or celebrating a passed CDL test. It is a simple way to recognize the practice and persistence behind the milestone, and a shirt they can keep in their weekend rotation afterward. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGraduation-cap, laurel-wreath, and semi-truck crest centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich CDL graduation artwork is on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the crest version with a graduation cap, gold-toned laurel wreath, red banners, and a front-facing truck. 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The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. 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It brings the graduation message and patriotic color scheme together in one compact emblem, easy to wear with jeans or a casual jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatriotic truck-and-CDL badge centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, or Pepper. 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Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for a proud CDL graduate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose this version for a new driver who likes patriotic graphics, a relative finishing truck-driving school, or a friend celebrating a new career. Graduation, birthdays, and holidays all give you a reason to recognize the work behind the license. 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The design catches the moment when the clock starts getting more attention than the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarehouse, clock, and semi-truck artwork on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, or Pepper. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who knows the waiting game\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA straightforward choice for a company driver, owner-operator, or trucking buddy with a memorable loading-delay story. Give it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation occasion when a familiar joke says more than a generic work gift. 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Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the long-haul storyteller\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose it for an OTR driver, owner-operator, or trucking friend with favorite routes scattered across the country. A birthday, holiday, or retirement celebration is a good occasion for a shirt that puts the road stories into one joke. 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The bottom of the back graphic answers with I DO GET PAID TO STARE OUT THE WINDOW ALL DAY. Blue outlines and warm orange highlights frame the metallic-style lettering and detailed truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA small XGRITX mark appears on the front left chest. It is a lighthearted nod to finding your own line of work, with enough scenery in the artwork to make the truck as important as the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSemi-truck and classroom-comeback artwork on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, or Pepper. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who found their calling\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee fits a driver with a quick comeback, a trucking-school graduate with a sense of humor, or a family member whose favorite office has a steering wheel. Give it for a birthday, graduation celebration, or holiday. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSemi-truck and classroom-comeback artwork on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads MY TEACHER WAS WRONG above the truck, followed by I DO GET PAID TO STARE OUT THE WINDOW ALL DAY. 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The joke is about the familiar gap between a promising pickup update and how the afternoon actually goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge loading-dock graphic on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, True Navy, or Pepper. 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Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with a dock story\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor an owner-operator, company driver, or trucking friend who can laugh about a pickup that took all day. Give it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation gesture, especially when “quick load” has become an inside joke. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLarge loading-dock graphic on the back; small XGRITX logo on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the joke in the artwork?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe quotation marks around QUICK LOAD turn an optimistic dispatch update into familiar loading-dock humor. 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The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. 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The truck stays in the picture, but the water and tackle make the new plan obvious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLakeside semi-truck and Haul Bait retirement graphic centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, True Navy, Pepper, and Blue Spruce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how the shirt and artwork colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare the chart with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese are garment measurements supplied by the manufacturer, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn the shirt inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver trading freight for fishing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA natural retirement-party, birthday, Father’s Day, or holiday pick for a driver, dad, partner, or former coworker who is ready for more fishing time. Choose a color they will reach for often and compare the chart with a well-fitting tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or compare \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-truck-drivers\"\u003egifts for truck drivers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a heavyweight shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The 6.1 oz\/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. The garment-dyed finish suits the worn-in style of the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the design placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe semi-truck, lakeside sunset, fishing details, and Used to Haul Freight Now I Haul Bait saying are centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this designed around trucking retirement?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The wording jokes about moving from hauling freight to carrying fishing bait. 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A plate and cutlery, a bed, a semi-truck, and a looping arrow give each part of the routine its own image.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDistressed gray-white lettering is broken up by the yellow DROP LOADS section in the middle. The semi-truck makes the freight connection clear while the wording leaves room for the driver’s usual double meaning and off-duty humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEat Sleep Drop Loads Repeat graphic centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, True Navy, Pepper, and Blue Spruce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how the shirt and artwork colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare the chart with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese are garment measurements supplied by the manufacturer, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn the shirt inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who gets the joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA casual birthday, Father’s Day, or holiday pick for a trucking partner, driver friend, or family member with a playful sense of humor. Choose a color they already reach for and compare the size chart with their favorite tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or compare \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-truck-drivers\"\u003egifts for truck drivers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a heavyweight shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The 6.1 oz\/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. The garment-dyed finish suits the worn-in style of the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the design placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe four lines of wording, circular icons, and small semi-truck illustration are stacked on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does Drop Loads refer to in the design?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe truck illustration points to delivering freight, while the wording carries an intentional double meaning. 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NO LOT LIZARDS lettering dominates the top in cream and red-orange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe crossed-out lizard symbol and saturated colors lean into adult truck-stop slang. It is a deliberately cheeky front graphic, best chosen for someone whose sense of humor you already know. Pair it with jeans and let the illustration carry the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo Lot Lizards Allowed truck-stop graphic centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, True Navy, Pepper, and Blue Spruce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how the shirt and artwork colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare the chart with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese are garment measurements supplied by the manufacturer, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn the shirt inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for a driver who enjoys the joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA birthday or holiday idea for a trucking friend or partner who already enjoys this kind of adult road humor. Consider their taste and where they would wear it, then use the size chart to select a comfortable everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or compare \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-truck-drivers\"\u003egifts for truck drivers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a heavyweight shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The 6.1 oz\/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. The garment-dyed finish suits the worn-in style of the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the design placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe semi-truck, green cartoon lizard, and No Lot Lizards Allowed wording are centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of humor is used in the design?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt uses adult truck-stop slang and a cartoon lizard illustration. 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It is a front graphic for someone who knows both the sound of a CB and the feeling of a fish taking the line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCB radio and bass fishing graphic centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Blue Spruce, and Grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. 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Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn the shirt inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who fishes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA fitting birthday, retirement, or holiday gift for a trucking partner, dad, or fishing buddy who likes a little road humor with their time on the water. Choose their preferred color and check the measurements against a shirt they already enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or compare \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-truck-drivers\"\u003egifts for truck drivers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a heavyweight shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The 6.1 oz\/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. 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