{"product_id":"detention-survivor-comfort-colors-truck-driver-shirt","title":"Detention Survivor Comfort Colors T-Shirt – Funny Truck Driver Detention Time Shirt, Dock 47 Trucker Humor Graphic Tee, CDL Driver Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who has spent a whole workday waiting for “any minute now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Detention Survivor T-Shirt turns a Dock 47 waiting game into a graphic on heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton from Comfort Colors 1717.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a day-off breakfast, a weekend cookout, or the next gathering where one loading-delay story leads to another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts garment-dyed finish and relaxed unisex fit give you a substantial casual tee with a sign-style front print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYellow-and-black caution stripes top a badge reading DETENTION SURVIVOR in cream and orange letters. Small markers say APPT 06:00 and LOADED 14:30. Below them, 8 HRS 30 MIN • UNPAID leads into a large yellow DOCK 47 sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPER SAYS “ANY MINUTE NOW” closes the graphic at the bottom. The industrial colors and distressed lettering make the joke look like it belongs at the warehouse gate, while the specific times give the familiar wait a complete little story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Pepper, or Blue Spruce. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver with patience and a punchline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA good pick for an owner-operator, company driver, or trucking friend who has waited too long for a green light at the dock. Choose it for a birthday, holiday, or driver-appreciation gesture when the story will be instantly familiar. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDetention Survivor badge, Dock 47 sign, and appointment-time lettering centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDo the printed times describe a real appointment?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey are part of the fixed humorous artwork: 06:00 to 14:30, or eight hours and thirty minutes. The shirt does not document an actual load or make a payment claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/truckers-cdl\"\u003etrucker T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dock-dispatch-trucker-shirts\"\u003edock and dispatch shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"XGRITX","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67083771281779,"sku":"2719154_15114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67083771314547,"sku":"2719154_15115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67083771347315,"sku":"2719154_15116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67083771380083,"sku":"2719154_15117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771412851,"sku":"2719154_15118","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771445619,"sku":"2719154_16326","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771478387,"sku":"2719154_17500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67083771511155,"sku":"2719154_17693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67083771543923,"sku":"2719154_17694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67083771576691,"sku":"2719154_17695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67083771609459,"sku":"2719154_17696","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771642227,"sku":"2719154_17697","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771674995,"sku":"2719154_17698","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771707763,"sku":"2719154_17699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":67083771740531,"sku":"2719154_17686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":67083771773299,"sku":"2719154_17687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":67083771806067,"sku":"2719154_17688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":67083771838835,"sku":"2719154_17689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":67083771871603,"sku":"2719154_17690","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":67083771904371,"sku":"2719154_17691","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 4XL","offer_id":67083771937139,"sku":"2719154_17692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/1108\/1075\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-black-front-6ac9a8ed44761.jpg?v=1791600897","url":"https:\/\/xgritx.com\/products\/detention-survivor-comfort-colors-truck-driver-shirt","provider":"XGRITX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}