{"product_id":"dispatch-says-the-load-is-ready-funny-truck-driver-t-shirt","title":"Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt – Trucker vs. Dispatcher Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the driver who hears “the load is ready” and still has one more question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dispatch Says the Load Is Ready T-Shirt puts a driver-and-dispatcher scene on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a weekend cookout, a casual meet-up with your driving crew, or breakfast after a run with another story to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts relaxed unisex cut and garment-dyed 6.1 oz fabric make it an everyday graphic tee with the joke on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA bearded driver in sunglasses shrugs beside a dispatcher seated at a computer. A semi-truck and an American flag sit behind them. The top line reads DISPATCH SAYS THE LOAD IS READY, and the bottom asks SO WHICH ONE OF US DID THEY LIE TO, YOU OR ME?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe driver’s illustrated shirt says TRUCKERS KEEP AMERICA MOVING, while an office sign adds SAME PEOPLE, SAME QUESTIONS, DIFFERENT DAY. Metallic-style letters edged in red frame the scene, keeping the punchline easy to spot before the smaller details come into view.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeves and a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDriver, dispatcher, truck, and Load Is Ready joke centered on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eColors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black, Navy, Sage, or Grey. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGarment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCompare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or tumble dry on low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the driver who knows the conversation\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it for a trucking buddy, owner-operator, or company driver who shares the same pickup-day humor. It works for birthdays, holidays, or a casual gift between coworkers who can laugh together about a load that was not quite ready. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this shirt fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the fabric pre-shrunk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the artwork placed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDriver, dispatcher, truck, and Load Is Ready joke centered on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the joke aimed only at the dispatcher?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe punchline asks which person got the wrong information, the driver or the dispatcher. 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