{"product_id":"running-on-caffeine-t-shirt-funny-coffee-programmer-tee","title":"Running on Caffeine and Rate Metrics T-Shirt — Warehouse Worker Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe scanner keeps beeping. The rate keeps counting. You keep showing up.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Running on Caffeine and Rate Metrics T-Shirt is for the warehouse and logistics crew who know the daily rhythm of picks, packs, pallets, and productivity targets. Wear that shared work humor on soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 cotton—with a relaxed fit for the coffee run, the weekend, and everything after clock-out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small \u003cstrong\u003e“Logistics \u0026amp; Supply — Rate Metrics Div.”\u003c\/strong\u003e emblem sits on the left chest. The bold back graphic combines a coffee mug, forklift detail, and barcode-style stripes with \u003cstrong\u003e“Running on Caffeine and Rate Metrics.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange and cream tones give the artwork a vintage industrial look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gift for warehouse workers, pickers, packers, forklift operators, and shipping and receiving crews who live by the next scan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFabric, feel \u0026amp; construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors® 1717:\u003c\/strong\u003e a short-sleeve, crew-neck tee with a relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e a soft cotton feel against the skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric (approximately 207 g\/m²):\u003c\/strong\u003e substantial fabric with an easy, relaxed drape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGarment-dyed finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft, washed-in texture and vintage-looking color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-needle stitching:\u003c\/strong\u003e reinforced seams for everyday wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTubular body with no side seams\u003c\/strong\u003e and a sewn-in label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e helps reduce shrinkage; cotton can still shrink, especially with high heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; available options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA relaxed unisex cut with room through the body. 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