Your Shift Is Serious.
Your Shirt Doesn’t Have to Be.
Bring a little humor to long shifts, coffee-fueled nights, and those “you had to be there” moments. Made for RNs, night-shift pros, and healthcare workers who know laughter belongs in the break room—and everywhere else.
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Pick any three nurse tees, choose a color and size for each, and the lowest-priced shirt is free.
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- 30-Day Return Guarantee
- Comfort Colors 1717
- Sizes up to 4XL · Size Chart
- Ships in the US
The Funny Ones
For the people who know that sometimes humor is the best medicine.
Made for Healthcare’s Real-Life Heroes
Humor Nurses Get
Designs inspired by the moments only healthcare workers truly understand.
Off-Duty Comfort
Easy to wear for errands, weekends, and team events.
Every Kind of Shift
Nights, days, weekends, or all of the above.
Healthcare Pride
Celebrate the work you do—with a little personality.
Proud of the Work
For the nurse who earned it—and wants everyone to know.
Every Tee Is a Comfort Colors 1717
We print every nurse tee on the Comfort Colors 1717—the soft, broken-in cotton tee people pick on purpose. Here’s exactly how it feels, how it fits, and what size to order.
How It Feels
The shirt is dyed after it’s sewn, so it comes out of the bag soft—like a favorite tee you’ve owned for years, not stiff and scratchy like most new shirts.
At 6.1 oz it has real weight to it, but it drapes loose instead of clinging, and it gets softer every time you wash it.
How It Fits
Relaxed and a little boxy, with extra room through the chest and body. Most people order their usual size.
Ladies: this is unisex sizing, so your usual size will fit loose and easy. Want it closer to the body? Compare the chest measurement below with a tee you already like. Want it oversized? Go up a size.
Will It Shrink?
It’s pre-washed during dyeing to cut down on shrinking. Washed cold and dried low, it holds its size.
Hot water and high heat can shrink any cotton tee a little—so wash cold and dry low to keep your fit and your print looking right.
Every Shirt Is a Little Different
Garment dyeing gives each shirt slight color variation and a vintage look that fades softly over time. That’s the process, not a defect—it’s part of why people love this shirt.
Size Chart (Inches)
| Size | Chest (All the Way Around) | Chest (Laid Flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36½" | 18¼" | 26⅝" |
| M | 40½" | 20¼" | 28" |
| L | 44" | 22" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 48" | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 52" | 26" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 55½" | 27¾" | 32½" |
| 4XL | 59½" | 29¾" | 33½" |
How to measure: lay a tee you like flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit—that’s “laid flat.” Measure length from the top of the shoulder by the collar straight down to the bottom hem. Pick the size closest to your shirt. Measurements can vary slightly from shirt to shirt.
Does it run big or small?
It runs relaxed, not small. Order your usual size for the classic Comfort Colors look. Between sizes? Check the chest measurement against a shirt you own.
How should women order?
It’s cut unisex. Your usual size gives a loose, easy fit. For something closer to the body, go by the chest measurement above; for an oversized look, size up.
Is it thick?
It’s 6.1 oz cotton—noticeably heavier than a basic tee, with a soft, washed feel instead of a stiff one.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low. If you iron, use low heat and stay off the print. Don’t dry clean.
What if it doesn’t fit?
Unworn apparel can be returned within 30 days. If your shirt arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it at no cost to you.
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