Funny Nurse T-Shirts

Funny Nurse T-Shirts by XGRITX

Your Shift Is Serious.
Your Shirt Doesn’t Have to Be.

Bring a little humor to long shifts, coffee-fueled nights, and those “you had to be there” moments. Made for RNs, night-shift pros, and healthcare workers who know laughter belongs in the break room—and everywhere else.

“Running on Caffeine & Call Lights”

$33.99
Add 2 more tees and your 3rd is free. Size chart & fit guide
Pick 3. Pay for 2. Grab one for yourself and two for your unit. Mix any tees. Pick 6, pay for 4.

Build Your 3-Pack

Pick any three nurse tees, choose a color and size for each, and the lowest-priced shirt is free.

Shirt 1: choose a design
The lowest-priced shirt is free. Discount applies automatically in your cart. Tax calculated at checkout.

Made for Healthcare’s Real-Life Heroes

Humor Nurses Get

Designs inspired by the moments only healthcare workers truly understand.

Off-Duty Comfort

Easy to wear for errands, weekends, and team events.

Every Kind of Shift

Nights, days, weekends, or all of the above.

Healthcare Pride

Celebrate the work you do—with a little personality.

The Shirt

Every Tee Is a Comfort Colors 1717

We print every nurse tee on the Comfort Colors 1717—the soft, broken-in cotton tee people pick on purpose. Here’s exactly how it feels, how it fits, and what size to order.

100% CottonRing-spun US cotton
6.1 ozPer sq. yard—substantial, not flimsy
Garment-DyedSoft, washed-in feel from day one
Relaxed FitUnisex, roomier than a standard tee
S–4XLSizes vary by color and design

How It Feels

The shirt is dyed after it’s sewn, so it comes out of the bag soft—like a favorite tee you’ve owned for years, not stiff and scratchy like most new shirts.

At 6.1 oz it has real weight to it, but it drapes loose instead of clinging, and it gets softer every time you wash it.

How It Fits

Relaxed and a little boxy, with extra room through the chest and body. Most people order their usual size.

Ladies: this is unisex sizing, so your usual size will fit loose and easy. Want it closer to the body? Compare the chest measurement below with a tee you already like. Want it oversized? Go up a size.

Will It Shrink?

It’s pre-washed during dyeing to cut down on shrinking. Washed cold and dried low, it holds its size.

Hot water and high heat can shrink any cotton tee a little—so wash cold and dry low to keep your fit and your print looking right.

Every Shirt Is a Little Different

Garment dyeing gives each shirt slight color variation and a vintage look that fades softly over time. That’s the process, not a defect—it’s part of why people love this shirt.

Size Chart (Inches)

Size Chest (All the Way Around) Chest (Laid Flat) Length
S 36½" 18¼" 26⅝"
M 40½" 20¼" 28"
L 44" 22" 29⅜"
XL 48" 24" 30¾"
2XL 52" 26" 31⅝"
3XL 55½" 27¾" 32½"
4XL 59½" 29¾" 33½"

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit—that’s “laid flat.” Measure length from the top of the shoulder by the collar straight down to the bottom hem. Pick the size closest to your shirt. Measurements can vary slightly from shirt to shirt.

Does it run big or small?

It runs relaxed, not small. Order your usual size for the classic Comfort Colors look. Between sizes? Check the chest measurement against a shirt you own.

How should women order?

It’s cut unisex. Your usual size gives a loose, easy fit. For something closer to the body, go by the chest measurement above; for an oversized look, size up.

Is it thick?

It’s 6.1 oz cotton—noticeably heavier than a basic tee, with a soft, washed feel instead of a stiff one.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low. If you iron, use low heat and stay off the print. Don’t dry clean.

What if it doesn’t fit?

Unworn apparel can be returned within 30 days. If your shirt arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it at no cost to you.

Shopping for a Nurse?

Surprise your favorite nurse with a gift that says, “I know exactly what your shifts are like.” Get one for them—or three for the whole unit and pay for two.

Shop Nurse Gifts
ChristmasThe easiest person in the family to shop for
Nurses WeekMay 6–12 · gifts for the whole unit
Graduation & PinningShe passed NCLEX. Celebrate it.
Just BecauseA well-earned laugh after a long stretch

Find Your New Favorite Nurse Tee

Pick 3, pay for 2, and wear your healthcare humor with pride.

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Free US shipping over $24.95 · 30-day returns on unworn apparel · Damaged or defective? We’ll replace your shirt at no cost to you.