Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt – Diesel Prices Horse Delivery Tee | Comfort Colors Graphic Shirt
For the truck driver who has looked at a fuel receipt and started joking about horsepower of a different kind.
The Diesel Prices Horse Delivery tee puts that fuel-stop joke on a Comfort Colors 1717 blank made from 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton.
Wear it to a diner after parking the rig, a weekend cookout, or a truck show with drivers who get the punchline.
Its relaxed unisex fit and heavier cotton feel make it an everyday tee with room to wear comfortably.
The design
A semi-truck and a horse-drawn delivery cart share the front illustration. Cream and yellow lettering reads IF DIESEL GETS ANY HIGHER, I'M DELIVERING BY HORSE around the scene, with a yellow backdrop tying the vehicles together.
The oversized word HORSE lands the joke at the bottom. Distressed lettering and the detailed black-and-light vehicle artwork give it a vintage sign look that works with jeans, work pants, or a casual jacket off duty.
Fabric and construction
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline
- 7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Diesel prices and horse delivery graphic centered on the front
Colors
Available in Black, True Navy, and Pepper.
Garment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how the shirt and artwork colors appear.
Sizing
Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.
Compare the chart with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.37 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.62 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
These are garment measurements supplied by the manufacturer, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.
Care
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors
- Use mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach
- Hang dry or tumble dry on low
- Use a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic
- Do not dry clean
A gift for a driver with a sense of humor
A fitting birthday, Father's Day, or holiday choice for an owner-operator, trucking partner, or driver who always has something to say about the price at the pump. Check the measurements against a favorite tee before choosing their size.
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Frequently asked questions
How does this shirt fit?
The Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.
Is this a heavyweight shirt?
Yes. The 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. The garment-dyed finish suits the worn-in style of the artwork.
Where is the design placed?
The truck, horse-drawn cart, and diesel-price slogan are centered on the front of the shirt.
Is the horsepower joke part of the actual design?
Yes. The illustration pairs a semi-truck with a horse-drawn cart, and the wording ends with I'M DELIVERING BY HORSE. The joke is printed directly into the front artwork.
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