No Lot Lizards Allowed Trucker T-Shirt – Funny Truck Stop Humor Shirt, Semi Truck Graphic Tee, Comfort Colors 1717
For the driver who likes their off-duty truck-stop humor loud and easy to read.
The No Lot Lizards Allowed tee pairs its colorful cartoon scene with a Comfort Colors 1717 blank made from 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton.
Wear it to a casual truck meet, a weekend cookout with your driving buddies, or a day off when the conversation is already full of road stories.
Its relaxed unisex fit and heavier cotton feel make it an everyday tee with room to wear comfortably.
The design
A blue semi-truck sits beside a green cartoon lizard in red heels, with a small truck-stop sign, traffic cone, and ALLOWED sign completing the scene. NO LOT LIZARDS lettering dominates the top in cream and red-orange.
The crossed-out lizard symbol and saturated colors lean into adult truck-stop slang. It is a deliberately cheeky front graphic, best chosen for someone whose sense of humor you already know. Pair it with jeans and let the illustration carry the punchline.
Fabric and construction
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a crew neckline
- 7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- No Lot Lizards Allowed truck-stop graphic centered on the front
Colors
Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, and Blue Spruce.
Garment dyeing gives the fabric a worn-in look and can produce slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how the shirt and artwork colors appear.
Sizing
Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.
Compare the chart with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure the width from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.37 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.62 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
These are garment measurements supplied by the manufacturer, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches. Use both width and length to choose the amount of room you prefer.
Care
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors
- Use mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach
- Hang dry or tumble dry on low
- Use a cool iron inside out if needed; never iron the graphic
- Do not dry clean
A gift for a driver who enjoys the joke
A birthday or holiday idea for a trucking friend or partner who already enjoys this kind of adult road humor. Consider their taste and where they would wear it, then use the size chart to select a comfortable everyday fit.
Browse more trucker T-shirts or compare gifts for truck drivers.
Frequently asked questions
How does this shirt fit?
The Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Compare the width and length above with your favorite tee instead of choosing by the size label alone.
Is this a heavyweight shirt?
Yes. The 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton gives it a substantial T-shirt feel. The garment-dyed finish suits the worn-in style of the artwork.
Where is the design placed?
The semi-truck, green cartoon lizard, and No Lot Lizards Allowed wording are centered on the front.
What kind of humor is used in the design?
The shirt uses adult truck-stop slang and a cartoon lizard illustration. It is a casual novelty design, so consider the recipient and setting when choosing it as a gift.
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