Of Course Size Matters Comfort Colors T-Shirt – Funny Coffee Lover Graphic Tee, Retro Pin-Up Coffee Shirt, Vintage Coffee Gift
For the coffee drinker who always reaches for the bigger mug.
The Of Course Size Matters Coffee T-Shirt pairs a retro pin-up illustration with heavyweight cotton on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee.
Wear it to a weekend brunch, the neighborhood coffee shop, or a slow morning at home while the next pot brews.
A relaxed unisex fit and 6.1 oz fabric give this casual graphic shirt a substantial feel.
The design
A vintage-style pin-up character holds an oversized coffee cup beside stacked lettering that reads OF COURSE SIZE MATTERS, followed by NO ONE WANTS A SMALL CUP OF COFFEE. Coffee beans, steam-like flourishes, and small decorative accents fill out the front design.
Warm brown, orange, cream, and muted teal details give the artwork an old diner-advertisement look. The lettering builds the joke before the final line brings it back to coffee, making the shirt easy to pair with jeans and a favorite everyday cardigan.
Fabric and construction
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Short sleeves and a crew neckline
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem
- Retro pin-up, oversized cup, and coffee-joke lettering centered on the front
Colors
Choose from Grey, Ivory, or White. The artwork and placement stay the same across the available sizes and colors.
Garment dyeing can create slight shade differences between shirts. Screen settings can also affect how colors appear.
Sizing
Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.
Compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already like wearing. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. Measure length from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.37 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.62 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
Measurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2 inches. Choose the width and length that give you your preferred amount of room.
Care
- Turn inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors
- Use mild detergent; avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach
- Hang dry or tumble dry on low
- Do not iron directly over the graphic
- Do not dry clean
A gift for the person with the biggest coffee mug
Choose it for a coffee-loving friend, partner, or coworker who enjoys a cheeky joke and a retro illustration. It suits birthdays, holidays, and casual gift exchanges when you know both their coffee order and their sense of humor. Compare the size chart with a shirt they already wear before choosing their size.
Frequently asked questions
How does this shirt fit?
It has a relaxed unisex fit. Check the width and length against a favorite tee rather than relying on the size label alone.
Is the fabric pre-shrunk?
The fabric is pre-shrunk during manufacturing, but further shrinkage is still possible. Cold washing and low-heat drying help protect the fit and print.
Where is the artwork placed?
Retro pin-up, oversized cup, and coffee-joke lettering centered on the front.
What is the full joke on the shirt?
The lettering reads OF COURSE SIZE MATTERS, followed by NO ONE WANTS A SMALL CUP OF COFFEE. The illustration features a pin-up character holding a large cup.
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