I’m a Nurse Funny Nursing Unisex T-Shirt

I'm a nurse. That explains the coffee, the dark humor, and the fact that nothing you say will shock me.

The I'm a Nurse Funny Nursing T-Shirt is for the RNs, LPNs and CNAs who have wiped, lifted, charted and comforted their way through twelve-hour shifts and came out with a sense of humor sharper than the IV needle. It's the shirt you wear when you're off the clock and still, obviously, a nurse.

A funny nurse gift that actually gets worn — for the nurse in your family, the new grad, or the coworker who deserves a laugh after a rough week.

Why nurses will want it

• Nurse humor written by people who understand shift work, not a greeting-card company
• Five colors: Black, Oxblood Black, Dark Grey, Heather Midnight Navy and Forest
• Retail-fit unisex tee, sizes XS through 5XL at one flat price
• For the post-shift breakfast, the errand run, or the day off
• Gift-ready for Nurses Week, pinning ceremonies, birthdays and Christmas

Shirt details

• Bella+Canvas 3001 blank — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — a lighter jersey than our Gildan tees
• Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, pre-shrunk, tearaway label
• Printed on demand in the US with direct-to-garment (DTG) ink

Fit and care

Retail fit — cut closer to the body than a regular-fit tee. If you're between sizes or want more room, size up. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the graphic.

Founded by a warehouse supervisor with 20+ years of shift work. Built by an operator, not a guru.