Nothing Scares Me I’m a Nurse – Skeleton ER Nurse Halloween Unisex T-Shirt

Nothing scares me. I'm a nurse. Halloween is just a busier Friday in the ER.

The Nothing Scares Me I'm a Nurse Skeleton T-Shirt is the Halloween shirt for nurses who have already seen worse than anything in a costume. Skeleton graphic, ER attitude, and a line that's true 365 days a year — you've handled full moons, code browns and the waiting room on a Saturday night. A plastic skeleton isn't going to do it.

A Halloween nurse gift for the ER nurse, night shift nurse, trauma tech or the coworker who signed up to work October 31st on purpose.

Why nurses will want it

• “Nothing Scares Me, I'm a Nurse” with a skeleton design — Halloween without the cutesy scrubs print
• Works on the holiday and every shift after it
• Retail-fit unisex tee, sizes S through 4XL at one flat price
• For the Halloween party after nights, trick-or-treat duty, or the fall cookout
• Gift-ready for October birthdays, Halloween and Nurses Week

Shirt details

• Bella+Canvas 3001 blank — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — a lighter jersey than our Gildan tees
• Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, pre-shrunk, tearaway label
• Printed on demand in the US with direct-to-garment (DTG) ink

Fit and care

Retail fit — cut closer to the body than a regular-fit tee. If you're between sizes or want more room, size up. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the graphic.

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